Alright listen up. If we all sell off everything we own, we could purchase an entire street in Key West. When the news media finds out that a group of bloggers made this huge shift we would become celebrities and we could make a living doing endorsements and such. We could rotate the morning coffee hosting. We could collaborate on a book, start a reality series (yuck), open a business. We could all live on the same street in beautiful Key West. We could open a recovery coffee house. We could do this y'all. It's not impossible.
Oh man, don't hurt my feelings and say you don't want to. It could be fabulous.
Staying sober today because it's my job man.