Friday, April 8, 2011

Posting Late but with a written excuse

One thing that I like about certain daily bloggers is that they always post at roughly the same time everyday.  I learned to do this the last time I blogged and I have been doing it this time as well.....except for today.  I slept through 2 hours of an alarm that did not wake me or my great Dane laying beside me (my husband is out of town).  The sun woke me up.  I have a "thing" about never ever letting the sun come up before I'm up, not even on weekends or vacation.  It threw me for a big ass loop this morning.  I reached over to my night stand to grab my cell phone and inhaler (the inhaler allows me smoke more freely) and started down the stairs to the coffee pot and to call my employer.  I was chanting in mantra form...oh no I'm late, oh no I'm late, oh no I'm late.  When I reached the kitchen I realized I was NOT holding my cell phone and inhaler, I was holding my inhaler and the hand gun I keep on my night stand (oh and bite me if you don't believe in that form of home security).  I decided at that point that being late for work was not that big of a deal and I just needed to calm my ass down.  That's a long story about why I did not post at 6:00am as usual as if 100's of you out there are climbing the walls waiting to see what I'm going to say today.  So.....I guess what I'm saying is - I chant, I like the morning sun, some folks can bite me, I smoke too much and I have a Great Dane.

15 comments:

Hope said...

Well, I did come by and check several times today wondering where my daily fix had gone. I'm so glad you realized it was a handgun before you tried dialing it.

Bill Chase said...

LOL and LMAO
what da ya know another smoker out there,
( do You think the whole " no smoking thing is somewhat over blown?)
I see (read) you have two security systems.
A great dane and a hanfgun
as for the great dane sleeping with ya, Your little (BIG) baby I bet
I have a dachshund, she doesn't get up till I get up, My little baby
As for the hand gun, well I believe that is a personal choice just as having a dog or the God of your understanding, basically none of my business, So I won't be biting you today
Have a good day you chanter you lol

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I kinda checked by on you a couple of times and then just figured that you had a life and were living it :)

Jess Mistress of Mischief said...

LOL :)

Todd HellsKitchen said...

You are brilliant...

StaZ said...

<--Agrees with Todd HellsKitchen.

Syd said...

Ha, I would like to see that. Glad that you didn't try to dial that gun.
I post when the moment strikes. Reminds me of a Cialis ad.

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