I wish I could have the above printed on little business cards to hand out to a few people.
I've been battling a huge ant bed next to my house for weeks and taking some kind of perverse pleasure in doing so. Last night I poured boiling water mixed with boric acid on the bed (my mothers method) and when I went outside this morning as the sun came up, I was amazed to see the bed was even bigger. I can not help but feel that they have earned their spot of earth and maybe I should just leave them the hell alone.
I wish someone would show up and just beg to clean my house today....I would like to make that "someone" happy by granting their request.
I watched a very odd TV show about a woman who was addicted to eating corn starch right out of the box. Four and five boxes a day and hidden throughout the house like whiskey. I wanted to see what it tasted like since I had never heard of corn starch right out of the box on a spoon before. Nah....I might love it and I don't need another addiction.
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I saw a show where a woman was addicted to eating couch cushions....that threw me for a loop.
You may have an ant addiction problem. If so, go to A.A.
Who would anyone even make a TV show about a woman with a corn starch addiction? Where did they find her? I bet her digestive system is severely messed up. ick.
Weird about the corn starch. Maybe the ants would like some.
I would have thought for sure that the boric acid would have fixed it. Odd that it didn't. Maybe gasoline and a match. Kudos to the ants, I guess.
And OMG! The word verification for this post: ANTIN. Too funny!
oh my! corn starch, I had the immediate thought upon reading, "what does corn starch taste like" and knowing me, the next time it's in front of me, I'll try it. Sheesh!
:)
louisey's comment was fun, aardvarks are kinda a cool looking doo-hickley of a creature, might be fun to have one wandering around the yard. I remember a cartoon with an Aardvark... was it pink panther? Yup I think it was
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