Friday, May 3, 2013

Friday Night

I'm such a damn cynic at times. I want to be entertained.

OK....so, instead of the first lady or her equivalent in other countries trying to always make their agenda about education and health, how about changing that up a little?

How about these crusades:
  • Use your twitter to catch serial killers.  Get the whole country involved, offer lotto size cash prizes, special awards if it's a family member.  Wipe out the Serial Killer Population - platform.
  • Outfit professional lobbyists in black and have a stealth unit of night time chicken free-ers.  Open the cages of all the poor damn chickens confined to a space that's not much bigger than their bodies.  Wipe out the Chicken Sandwich - platform.
  •   Just Say No to reality TV.  Have one special night where all reality stars are shipped to that Survivor Island show (something like that) and the last one standing gets to keep the island.
  • Provide every man, woman and child with a coloring book and box of crayons and tell everyone to sit quietly for one hour and color.  No talking. No electronic devices what so ever.  Quiet around the globe.  Wait.....Quiet around the globe....what an awesome concept.
That's all I have say right now.  Good bye.  Be Kind.

4 comments:

Syd said...

I would add to these, if it were my island. I would shut down the Fast Food places for a day, have a day of volunteering each month, have a no use of cars day--of course, these are a fantasy. Yours are more practical and doable.

Mary Christine said...

Pammie,

I love you!

How about National Stay at Home if you Can't Smile and be Nice Day.

Or Stop Drinking Water out of Plastic Bottles Day.

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